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Friday’s Feast – it’s been awhile

November 16, 2007


Appetizer – What was your first “real” job?
Real?  As in what?  Getting paid or claiming it on your taxes?  I better go with working at DOH.  It was a non-for-profit company that helped raise funds for 3rd world countries.  I was their statistical analyst.

 Soup – Where would you go if you wanted to spark your creativity?
That would assume I have creativity to spark….(man, it does not pay to do a FF at 5 in the morning!)  In all sincerity, I get my best ideas in the bathroom.  No joke.

 Salad – Complete this sentence: “I am embarrassed when…”
people recognize me in town and when I gleek unintentionally!

 Main Course – What values did your parents instill in you?
The value of laughter and forgiveness.  Haven’t entirely conquered it yet, but it’s still there.

 Dessert – Name 3 fads from your teenage years.
1. The mile high bangs with HUGE puffy hair.
2. The super tight french-rolled jeans at the ankle, with a Goody comb in the back pocket.
3. Obnoxiously bright “jams” with orange hair due to Sun In (read the instructions, Gigi!!).


Friday’s Feast – mouthy this week

September 14, 2007


Appetizer – When was the last time you visited a hospital?
This summer, friends of ours had a gorgeous little girl.  (I can’t belive it’s been that long since I’ve visited a hospital…I think I’m forgetting something!)

Soup – On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how ambitious are you?
Depends on what it is.   Overall, I guess maybe an 8.  I can get obnoxious sometimes.  🙂

Salad – Make a sentence using the letters of a body part. (Example: (mouth) My other ukelele tings healthily.)
The Openly Naked Guy Un-nerved Everyone!

Main Course – If you were to start a club, what would the subject matter be, and what would you name it? 
A club for overly sarcastic wordsmiths – The funkenweiserheemenheimer group….seriously.

Dessert – What color is the carpet/flooring in your home?
Polka-dot beige (the dots being from kids and dogs)

Update: I have NO idea why my comments are off….trying to fix that now!

Updated again: Fixed…..


It’s friday…let’s feast

September 7, 2007


 Appetizer: Using only one word, how does grocery shopping make you feel?


Soup:  What is your favorite part about the season of Autumn?

~College football….with pumpkin pie.

Salad:  Have you ever had any bad experience online?

~Other than some wacked out comments, not really.

Main Course:  Name 3 things that make you happy daily.

~Coffee, kids, and clumsy people.

Dessert:  What one household cleansing or organizing item would you not want to be without?

~The only thing organized in my house, at the moment, is the things in my computer.  And no, I could NOT live without it.  Could you???


Friday’s Feast

August 3, 2007


There’s more to eat here

 Appetiser ~ On a scale from 1 to 10 (with 10 being the highest), how polite are you?
Thank you so much for asking me such an insightful question.  I’m sure I’m not as polite as you.  You must be the most gracious and polite person I know.  I appreciate your concern with my polite-ness.  Thank you.  God bless you. Now excuse me, if you will.

Soup ~ What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
Watching 3 boys dry-heaving because their mom popped her boob out of her swimsuit to feed their baby sister.  Boys are great!!!!

 Salad ~ Who is your favorite cartoon character?
Hong Kong Phooey!!  He totally rocks!!!

Main Course ~ Tell about the funniest teacher you ever had.
Can you believe that I can’t think of a single teacher that was humorous???  Not a one!  Now freaky and scary??  I could tell you about a few of those!

Dessert ~ Complete this sentence:
I strongly believe that I don’t have enough coffee in my system to answer a question that has to do with belief!!


Friday’s Feast

July 27, 2007



Appetizer: Describe a toy you remember from your childhood:
My Weeble-Wobble people!  I could sit there and flick ’em all day long.

Soup: On a scale from 1 to 10 (with 10 being the highest) how observant are you?
With coffee   8      Without coffee   -12

Salad: Where would you rather be at this very moment?
Smoking a hooka in a remote village of Nepal….I’M KIDDING!  I love the idea of hiking around in a secluded forest with my boys. (minus the ticks!).

Main Course: When was the last time you learned something new?
Ahhhmmm…I guess about an hour ago I was learning some new features from some software I got for my new job (yea, new job!)

Dessert: (Fill in the blank)
I have
sucked a long piece of noodle in my nose and coughed it out my mouth, but I haven’t done it with a piece of chain…always wanted to.  Tried once, but something went wrong cause it felt like I had stabbed myself!


Friday’s Feast

July 13, 2007


Friday’s Feast
(…the thought of a taco with fish in it
makes me want to erp!)

Appetizer: What is your favorite fruit?
It’s a toss up between mangoes and strawberries.

Soup: Who is someone you consider as a great role model?
Hong Kong Fooey.  Think about it…let it sink in.  Totally great answer, huh?

Salad: If you were to spend one night anywhere within an hour of your home, where would you choose?
Easy answer…camping by a creek with a great campfire. (…unless the raccoons are back…and have they caught that black bear yet?)  Nevermind…Local Hilton with the jetted tub and Cloud Nine bedding system….yes……

Main Course: Name something you do too often.
I should say blogging, but really….do I really want to admit to that?  I think not!  Now laundry…that’s something that happens WAY too often.  I’m starting to understand why those people in the nuDist communities have perm-a-grins…no laundry, right?

Dessert: Fill in the blank
I really like Friday’s Feast because it shows how deep I am.  😀


Friday’s Feast

June 29, 2007


Friday’s Feast
(What the hey-hoo is on that salad?!

Appetiser: How many pieces of jewelry do you wear most days?
I’m not a huge jewelry wear-er…unless I’m all gussied up for an evening out.  Most days it’s my silver hoop earrings, wedding ring, watch and toe ring (hasn’t come off in over 15 years!)

Soup: What is your favorite instrumental song?
I don’t have a favorite but I LOVE listening to Bond.  They play electric strings like no one’s business.  They try to act like “Bond girls” (as in Bond…James Bond), but don’t look at ’em, just listen to ’em.

Salad: Who has a last name that you like?
One word…Humperdink…nothing else needs to be said.

Main course: Name a popular movie you’ve never seen.
Jaws, Casablanca, Starwars III, MI: III, 7 Deadly Sins, Fight Club, Million Dollar Baby… I could go on and on……

Dessert:  Fill in the blank –
Nothing makes me quite cracked up like when I see people trip or gleeck and look around to see who caught them and then try to play it off like nothing happened!